Dear John (Mayer):
Rock and Roll

jhnmyr:

Should never come with Terms and Conditions.

I don’t accept.

Dear Honey Bunny:

I’m sorry that they are trying to mess with you so much but it’s just that you’d be a little easier to market if you fit into a box.  You are like buying honey in bulk at the hippy food store.  It’s confusing, but right for so many reasons.  They just want to package you up in a little lovable plastic bear to make it a little more obvious for people what you are.  Grade A sweetness. 

Love,

Sweet Cheeks